Friday, January 2, 2015
1. Learn how to control ectoplasm.
2. Stop all that hatin' and make friends with mere mortals.
3. Stop drinking so much Coors Light just because.
4. Help mortals attain world peace (they really need the help)
5. Write a book about your experiences (hey it can happen!)
6. Stop playing so many pranks (the clanging of frying pans is so yesterday)
7. Get on Jimmy Fallon TV show.
8. Earn more points for advancement to other realms.
9. Never forget whoever brought you into this place can certainly take you out.
10. And help mortals with that Hover Car thing - that sounds really neat!
Henri the Ghosest with the Mostest at 8:41 AM